True story, but my Grandpa who lives in Milwaukee, is an alcoholic, and about 20 years ago, he lost his license for life, because he had way too many drunk driving charges. I believe he hit a parked police car. For a time he would walk to the local bar and the police men in the area know who he is and would give him a ride back home practically every night. After he finished the beer cans he would smash them with his home made beer can smasher and recycle them for money to go out and by more beer. We are talking trash bags filled with empty beer cans. My Grandpa get's drunk every night. Last Christmas I bought him a bike with one of those sweet motors in it. He can go I believe 25-30 MPH with it. He loved it. He's the funniest man I know. He's a funny drunk. I'm so used to drinkers that it doesn't phase me. I know what a true alcoholic looks like and Gallardo isn't one. Take my word for it.