Good post, I agree with much of it. But actually Johnathan Davis pinch ran for Urias & was on first. There's a lot you can do there, the most obvious of which is giving Davis a chance to run. Unless you were going to do one of the rarest of things in Brewer baseball--put on a hit-and-run--there's no way you swing at the first pitch there. Caratini most likely CAN'T bunt, sadly. But he can pull the ball, which gets a runner to third, IF said runner is on second, which is why you give Davis a chance to run. Just poor baseball from the neck-up.
I too get frustrated by the "He can't bunt, it's not as easy as it looks" line. It isn't easy to center on a mid-to-upper nineties fastball either. But the work is put in to do that. It isn't "easy" to hit a lot of home runs, but at the beginning of the launch-angle craze, I'll imagine a lot of guys invested many days to overhaul their swings. It might not do you any good in trying to win a particular game in a certain situation, but it might pay off come arbitration or FA time, which sadly might be the priority.