5/4/07 Pirates (Maholm) @ Brewers (Vargas): HAIKU NIGHT

[valpocrewsader]

After two year break

Now have FSN again

Life sucks, dinner plans

[IslandsAC]

brewers, brewers, keep

turning up the heat! brewers,

brewers, keep turning

 

up the heat! brewers,

brewers, keep turning up the

heat! brewers, brewers,

 

keep turning up the

heat! milwaukee brewers! keep

turning up the heat!

[iluvlamp]

Northern Exposure

A show I miss dearly so

Maurice is funny

[TooLiveBrew]

whoa - that is eerie

that song is clearly magic

let's turn up the heat!

[IslandsAC]

Quote:

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It could be much worse

Iambic Pentameter

Is harder to do

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"A win by any

Other name would smell as sweet."

Shakespeare loves the 'crew

[bigredrobbo]

Ann Carroll does suck

If we must have eye candy

Put Uke in a dress

[trwi7]

Quote:

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I feel like haiku

Is the way Ann Carroll talks

In every-day life

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Ha ha ha ha ha

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Ha ha ha ha ha

[crewcrazy]

Here is a question:

How many syllables in

an emoticon?

[EdgarDiazRocks]

I Worked With Carroll

Dumb as a Bag of Hammers

Minnesota Born

[BCZF]

Concourse steps echo

Grasses as green as envy

Where is that vendor?

 

 

 

EDIT - corrected

[brettac1]

Edgar is now back.

Dumb as a bag of hammers.

Brilliant metaphor.

 

Does listening

to Cohen for pregame music

inspire some good play?

 

I don't really know.

But, great "Songs of Love and Hate".

Is no doubt genius.

[1992casey]

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Concourse footsteps echo

Grass green as envy

Where's that vendor?

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I won't delete 'cause

It's a good ol' college try

We all make mistakes

 

Haiku... lines one and

Three: five syllables Line two:

seven syllables http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/smile.gif

[lcbj68c]

Lineups are out now

Yost Pulls no Real Surprises

Weeks Hardy Fielder

 

Hall Estrada Mench

Graffanino Sandwiched tween

Hart and Claudio

[BCZF]

First we take Manhattan

Then we take Berlin

[JoeH33]

Brewers win today

or I will not be happy

Cubs are closing gap

[BCZF]

BCZF fixed

his haiku. But I like mine

too. Everything's cool.

 

But I'll edit this

post 'cause it wasn't Haiku

Better than deleting. http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/wink.gif

[lcbj68c]

And for those Pirates

McClouth and Wilson lead off

followed by sanchez

 

Bay LaRouche Nady

Homer Studs Bautista and

catcher Paulino

 

Maholm rounds it out

He is the pitcher also

I sure hope we win

[lcbj68c]

Haiku writing sucks

keep counting with my fingers

Wife thinks I'm stupid

[lcbj68c]

Even the dog looks

on in disbelief tonight

he has no fingers

[iluvlamp]

so close to the game

hoping for a winning night

loss will disappoint.

[brettac1]

First we take Manhattan

 

But seriously, though,

mighty "Dress Rehearsal Rag"

is good as it gets.

[1992casey]

Does someone care to

Do the lineups in Haiku?

Might be entertaining.

[IslandsAC]

Time to quickly go

Out to Festival Foods and

Buy some High Life Lite.

 

Beware, everyone:

Check your beer for GHT!

Get LITE!

[ccbrew]

Come on, pogokat.

Library degrees don't mean

Mad skillz in haiku.

 

A librarian

Has ended word with a Z

Rap career is next

 

In the library

Finishing a stats project

So I need updates

 

Who's your Patio,

Daddio, King of the Grill

Only makes Klements http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/frown.gif

[1992casey]

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Haiku writing sucks

keep counting with my fingers

Wife thinks I'm stupid

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I count with my mouse

It just seems much easier

But to each his own