5/4/07 Pirates (Maholm) @ Brewers (Vargas): HAIKU NIGHT

[1992casey]

On WSSP,

Someone will probably whine

Attendance too low

[1992casey]

Corey Hart leaving

wife; will move in with J.J.

Hardy for good luck.

[1992casey]

If season ends now,

we play Mets in first round. Would

rather play Dodgers.

 

A. William Schroeder

says "I mean" too much; needs some

broadcasting training.

[1992casey]

Ned Yost said duck fart

Craig Coshun won't repeat it

Says FOX won't like it

[hawing]

I wish they had scored

three of these runs Thursday night.

Yet, I am still pleased.

 

So, Ned said "duck fart"?

That is what I thought he said.

Chat room disagreed.

 

J.J. Hardy. Wow!

Can't say enough about him.

Proud to be his fan. http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/smile.gif

[bucksman4]

I love blowout wins

Because everyone has fun

Let's do it again!

[hawing]

Here's a nifty stat:

Brewers lifetime 2-and-oh

On our haiku nights.

 

Need five more pages

If we are going to top

The '05 total.

[bacon06]

Dale Sveum's hands are

incessantly in his pants.

What is up with that?

[IslandsAC]

I hate to nitpick

After a convincing win

But what the heck, Ned?

 

When we're up by ten

We don't use Turnbow or Wise

And never CoCo.

 

Still, I can't complain.

Any win from the pirates,

And I sleep in peace.

[pitchleague]

Is haiku night done?

Tis a shame if it is done.

See you all next year.

[sgtcluels]

Eighty Two Again?

Michael Jackson Thriller Fun.

I was only five.

[sgtcluels]

Did Not Win Wall Bang.

Struck Out , Pop Out, Ground

Married, Do Not Sigh.

[iluvlamp]

bobskube is jealous

for not doing haiku thread

may he come around

[PrestigeWorldwide]

J.J. Hardy's hair

Like he just rolled out of bed

Get that man a comb

[1992casey]

I'd have used Wise, then

gone to Dessens after we

expanded the lead.

[ccbrew]

Haiku Night now done

Only one question remains:

Who won DVD?

[Brian the Automator]

The contest winner

receiving a DVD

is IIAY