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I can't wait for the inevitable freaks who claim this find totally means their is a population of Skunk Apes living in the Everglades.
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What the media ISN'T telling you is that they're poised to invade East Africa.
Ha ha, East Africa. Do you know what East Africa is? It's a sitting

duck. A road apple, Brian. East Africa is weak. It's feeble. I think it's

time to put the hurt on East Africa.

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What they also didn't tell you is that they were hiding out on Prince Fielder's back. Last night Prince did what he could to shake them off. I can see why he would be so stressed out.
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http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/africa/08/05/congo.gorillas/index.html?eref=onion

 

"An estimated 125,000 Western lowland gorillas are living in a swamp in equatorial Africa, researchers reported Tuesday, double the number of the endangered primates thought to survive worldwide."

 

Wow, what an odd story. We didn't know about two-thirds of the gorilla population?

I read a different article on the same thing. it said that in 1980 they estimated 100,000 gorillas, but the new count suggested 125,000, which says that the conservation efforts in the Congo are working. Also that this remote swamp is just one area where they had counted, not that they all lived there.

 

of course, you found that on CNN, which says everything. i can only imagine what the newsroom is like.

"well, we loop an hour of news on TV, and we've got our usual 50 minutes devoted to celebrity gossip. How do we fill the rest?"

"boss, i've got a gorilla story i'm working on. I just have to check the facts yet."

"that's ratings gold! nevermind the facts, we have TV time to fill. Get me video of baby gorillas doing something cute!"

 

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Maybe someone should tell them about the flock of Do-Do's near Miller Park?

I thought that was only July 28-31. (Thanks, everyone! I'll be here all week!)

Remember: the Brewers never panic like you do.
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They find hundreds of insects and fish species each year they never knew about. The sum of everything we know is a fraction of a fraction.

 

One more reason to be a skeptic on most everything.

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They find hundreds of insects and fish species each year they never knew about. The sum of everything we know is a fraction of a fraction.

 

One more reason to be a skeptic on most everything.

 

Or it could just have something to do with the fact that there are tens of millions of insect species versus only about 5,400 species of mammal. It shouldn't come as any real surprise that it's easier to discover new species of an organism that's more plentiful and diverse. You can call it skepticism, but I call it mathematical probability.
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http://www.seemyvest.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/simpsons-seemyvest.jpg

 

Sorry - it cried out to be posted.

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