Smelliest Smells that ever Smelled

[gbpacker40]

Pasta - Not the smell itself, but when you wash the dishes it was eaten on....Makes me gag everytime, has a strange scent I cant stand...

Cudahy Wisconsin.....Not all the time, but on occasion it reeks.

[jason21nl]

if we are going to talk about smelly cities, no city smells worse than Kaukauna.

[yfinn6]

A urinal. More specifically, a urinal once you take it off a wall. In my career field I've had to do that a few times, and by God do those things wreak. It's awful, it's worse than regular sewage.

[mothershipconnection]

My bathroom, about 20 minutes ago. I have no idea what I did/ate to deserve that.

Second is my work uniform from Fazoli's. The combination of alfredo and tomato sauce topped off with a ton of garlic butter is a smell one will never be able to erase from their memory. Some 11 years later I remember the stench vividly, as well as the attempts I made to remove the odor from the TWO work shirts I was given (only got new ones every 6 months or so).

[RockCoCougars]

Worst thing I ever smelled was a whiff out of a jug of spoiled milk that had I found at work once in a storage room. It had been there so long it was clear.

 

Not the worst ever, but how about Jefferson when the cat food is cooking....yuck.

[bacon06]

My roommate for a semester last year. He is a big guy, about 6'4", 325, and showered about once a week. He left school after the first semester and I spent the entire second semester trying to rid my room of his body odor. I left windows open, got air fresheners, sprayed Febreeze everywhere, and it couldn't be killed. So basically, I had a funkified room version of the funkified car on Seinfeld. I feel bad for the poor saps who have that room next year.

[joshua502000]

I have smelled a few dead bodies but the worst was one that came out of a fire. Burning flesh stays in your nose forever.

[brewcrew00]

if we are going to talk about smelly cities, no city smells worse than Kaukauna.

Have you ever been up to Mosinee? Holy cow that place smells.

 

[LouisEly]

I would put rotten potatoes, watermelon, and onions on the top of my list having worked in produce. They would come in a box all mushed and rotten, awful.

 

You forgot rotten broccoli.

 

I'd have to put a pig farm somewhere in the list.

[iHARTbrewCREW]

Second grade I got a carton of chocolate milk at school for lunch. Not knowing too look at expiration dates yet, I took a sip of what seemed to be as the closest thing i could relate the stench and taste too, a pile of elephant dung. I remember my taking it too my teacher who didnt believe there was anything wrong, taking a big sniff then saying "GROSS, THIS IS 8 MONTHS PAST THE EXPIRATION DATE."

[Brian the Automator]

Racine

[dadofandrew]

Grease traps and the burning smell from dehorning cattle are the worst I've smelled.

 

I don't think the paper mills of Mosinee stink, they're just there. It bothers a lot of folks though.

[InsomniacInkRoss]

You forgot rotten broccoli.

Broccoli always came packed in ice, so even if it was rotten, which it never was, it didn't smell

Gary, IN is the smelliest city I can remember driving thru as a kid

Somewhere in Italian cooking there is a fine line between smelling good, and smelling like vomit

[DatHoser]

Yet another grease trap "fan." About 20 years ago, I worked at a fast food restaurant that had a grease trap that had to be cleaned out every couple of weeks. That thing made a skunk smell luscious and it's contents looked the same as one of the menu items. A few years later in college, I discovered that frying steak-umms on a hangover was worse. I learned how to hold my breath for a loooooong time.

 

EDIT: I second Mosinee. Even I couldn't hold my breath long enough

[Chio151]

An egg that my friends and I buried in a time capsule for 5 years.

 

It was monumental.