Where you get paid way too much because you used to be really good! "The Reds offered Lofton a minor-league contract, but he wanted a major-league deal. The Rays offered him a major-league deal for more than $1 million, but Lofton wanted a salary more in line with some of his peers. Maybe he should just sign somewhere and prove himself again, but in Lofton's view, he has been there, done that, too many times throughout his 17-year career. 'From what I've done in the past, it should warrant me getting a real offer, a real understanding about what I've done on the field,' Lofton, who turns 41 on May 31, said in a telephone interview. 'I feel like I went out last year and did what I was supposed to do to show people that even though I'm at a certain age, I can still get the job done. Do people respect what I do on the field? It seems like maybe not.'" Umm, Kenny, you're 41, you can't hit LHP to save your life, your range is a shell of what it used to be, and your arm's a wet noodle. We need to get this guy a reality machine.