Even better when they spend what feels like five minutes trying to read the ticket since they have been alive since the Cubs last won the WS and you want to scream "I know where my seat is but thanks!" That was my scenario when I went to the Brew/O's game a couple Saturday's ago. Let me add there was a drunk guy right behind me yelling stupid things all the time. He was kinda funny, but only borderline. I was with my kids, they're teenagers so it wasn't too shocking for them but it made me cringe every time he yelled an F bomb. Which was every sentence. He was funny but only because he was stupid. Everytime a called looking strike sailed past a Brewer batter he screamed, "Swing at the *F*****ng ball". When a Brewer got a hit, he'd say, "that's what I mean, swing at the F******ng ball". After one of these sequences the nice older lady next to me leaned in and said, "I'm so glad he came, otherwise the Crew might not ever get a hit." You know maybe people who don't have kids just don't realize it, but as parent I just can't tolerate cussing when lots of kids are around. I may have been just as boorish back in my single days, but guys yelling about some girl's boobs and dropping f bombs every sentence when you are sitting with your 15 year old daughter is really maddening. I suppose it's fine at the Tavern, but some guys just don't realize not every venue is a dorm room.