It has been years since we were last at such a miserable game. Here's a slice of my life from last night: - Row of Cub fans in front of us; to their credit, they weren't in Brewer fans' faces, but they spent plenty of time on their feet cheering because they had plenty to cheer about. - Group of 6th graders behind us, who realized before the game began that if they screeched and jumped around enough, they could get on the videoboard. So after getting on the videoboard during pregame, they proceeded to screech the rest of the night. They got on the 'board twice more. - Two guys to our immediate right who felt compelled to narrate the election returns from their smartphone (when I was specifically trying to avoid politics for the night). - And Flappy McGloveflap taking a perfecto WAY too long. It's as if the baseball gods are saying to us, "hawing household, you had a nearly flawless 2011 season. Here comes the pendulum!" Interesting jersey sightings: 90s style Seitzer and 1999 Jim Lefebvre.