13 years is crazy, but i'd rather have Stanton's contract on my books if i owned a team compared to say the Votto contract with the Reds. While a healthy Votto is probably the last hitter i'd want at the plate with say the bases loaded two outs in the 9th of a one run game vs the Brewers in an important game, he is already 31 and the Reds will be paying him an insane 25 million per through 2024. Miguel Cabrera is a great great HOF hitter, but he's also 31 and not exactly a guy who keeps himself in tip top shape. Over the next nine years Detroit will owe him 270 million dollars with an 8 million dollar buyout in 2024 which i'd bet will be exercised vs paying him 30 million when he's likely a shell of his former self at age 41. The Angels still owe the declining Albert Pujols 192 million dollars through the 2021 season. This is the same Pujols who has posted back to back sub-.800 OPS seasons. My guess is that by the time Boras gets Max Scherzer signed, he'll instantly join this list if he gets some sort of 7-8 year deal nearing or topping 200 million for a 30 year old starting pitcher who saw his average velocity drop a bit last year even though he was still really good. These super long contracts in the 8 years or longer range do baffle me given the odds are so slim of each one not becoming an albatross at some point, especially when handed out to guys nearing the age of 30 or already older than that. I do understand the high yearly salaries simply because team and overall league revenues are skyrocketing, so the corresponding salary inflation is to be expected. It's just the length of so many of these deals which i can't wrap my brain around, not the yearly salaries. Those are all pretty bad, but the Marlins have to burn off roughly $100,000,000 just to get to the starting value of the Votto contract. And unlike Cabrera or Votto, Stanton barely has a track record as an elite-elite player. It's bonkers. Can't forget that horrible Prince Fielder contract either, who was actually below replacement value last year. Oof. Even with his worrisome thumb issues, the Braun contract is looking pretty great (in comparison).