OK, I'm home, let's see..... Flight delayed going to Vegas, bag lost, flight delayed returning from Vegas, to allow late arriving passengers to board, missed connecting flight in Denver, was told "We can't hold a plane for late arrivals", dumped in a Roach Motel for the night, shower broken, voucher for "free dinner" is for less money than anything on the menu at the place United dumped us at, rerouted through O'Hare, "Sorry Sir, we have no record that y0u're on this flight", flight delayed from O'Hare, gate changed twice, "Sir, you're not checked in", (which of course I was), "I'm sorry, we gave your seat away, but if you go back and check in again, we'll see what we can do." Unbelievable, I'll never give them another dime.