1. I will continue to defend Rickie. 2. I will continue to either rip Bill Hall to shreds or put him on a Chuck Norris-like pedestal, depending entirely on how he performed the previous day. (This one's easy.) 3. I will embrace Braun's power and try my best to ignore the uneasy feeling his mediocre plate discipline gives me. 4. I will accept the face that Suppan is not going to be moved to the bullpen, under pretty much any circumstances, and just quietly root for the guy. 5. I will be nice to @kenmacha. 6. I will purchase a Nachos Grande (chicken, no jalapenos) at every game I attend, unless we tailgate. (This one's really easy.) 7. I will attend at least two road series. 8. I will never leave a ballgame early, no matter the score. 9. I will remember why I love this game, and enjoy every inning, even if the Crew tanks this year.