We really need a 1B. The Diamondbacks aren't good. So let's give them a trade centered around, oh I don't know, Ramon Flores, for Paul Goldschmidt. So then for prospects, I guess we'll give them, say, Devin Williams and Monte Harrison. Of course they need to take Garza off our hands too to help offset the cost of Goldschmidt. Sound insane? Of course it is. It is also about the equivalent of what these clueless writers in Boston are proposing. I'm guessing these same writers would start the bidding at 2 top 25 prospects if they were shopping Ortiz.