Dear Ben, Chris, Jeff, Dave, Claudio, Carlos, Yovani, Matt, Brian, Chris, Derrick, Francisco, Corey, J.J, Craig, Ryan, Prince, Johnny, Geoff, Gabe, Rickie, Bill, Damien, Kevin, and Tony: Just because you're playing at PNC Park, does not mean you have to pretend that you are the Pirates. Sincerely, A Concerned Fan