Ha! Fortunately, Mrs. Nodakfan’s maiden name is equally ridiculous, so she had few reservations about taking my last name. We purposely gave our son a middle name (‘Taylor’) that could function as a last name in case he ever wanted to adopt a DBA name. We are a proud people, but not that proud. When you got married you didn't hyphenate last names? I had a substitute teacher in grade school (last millennia) who was Mr. Kookenen-Flashberger. I never understood why they didn't just pick "Smith" or something... I recently hyphenated my last name, it's almost as big of a mouthful as Kookenen-Flashberger. 17 letters. I consider it to be a formality, nobody ever needs to read or pronounce the whole thing. Thanks to autofill I don't even have to type it. It's easy to shorten it or use the initials. The main reason for doing it was to make it easier to travel internationally with a child. You don't want to have your child have a different last name than the parents. Interestingly, after I hyphenated and had a baby I started getting targeted ads for women's clothing on Instagram. A good example of how systematic bias sneaks into AI algorithms...