It's a complex, computer-generated series of logarithms, matrixes and nexuses that take into account ability, lack of ability, hitting, pitching, fielding, coolness factor, status, and suckiness. After that formula is figured out, the list is created. Each name on the list is written down on a little sheet of paper, perfectly folded in half, placed in a hat, and is drawn at random. I don't know, but my way sounds cooler, I think.