3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. I loved napping when I was a kid. Still do. 5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? What the hell's a fitted sheet? 6. Was learning cursive really necessary? Kind of. I write with half cursive, half printing. Like if there's an es somewhere I'll write the e in cursive, won't take the utensil off the page and make the s in print. It's really something. http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/smile.gif 21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever. This is the truth. 23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time! I never use the snooze button. I'm too lazy to reach over and actually hit the button, so I just get up when the alarm goes off. Or if it's not important that I get up, I just turn the alarm off and go back to sleep. 24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important. It's not that the brain isn't important, just that getting hit in the head hurts less. I'd rather have a headache than the pain down there to go along with a stomach ache. My experience you say? I have hit my head on a basement floor playing football (yes, we played football in the basement) and I have been hit by a puck down there as well as kicked during a fight with another dude. Yes, a dude kicked me there. I went down like a heap in the parking lot.