Woman sits on boyfriend's toilet for two years

[gypcasino]

This is just messed up

 

Girlfriend was physically stuck to the seat - her skin had grown around it

[Glennron]

They've both got to have some sort of probelms mentally/psychologically. Her case is pretty obvious, but why wouldn't the guy call for two years? That's insane.

[2hoophead]

This has to be Mr. Whipple's son, right?

[PKBadger]

There is a "poop or get off the pot" joke to be made, but I am a man of high morals and will not stoop to that level.

[bullox]

So where did the guy take a dump? Hopefully they had another bathroom.

[Big Reed]

it should be noted the Sherriff's last name was Whipple. i wonder if he brought any Charmin with him. it doesn't say if the toilet had been cleaned in the last two years. My guess is no. perhaps she was working on a 5 star sudoku and wasn't going to leave until she finished it. or perhaps she was constipated.

 

on a more positive side, it said the guy was her boyfriend and not her husband. perhaps now, he can walk away from a bad situation.

[bullox]

If he didn't walk away after two days, much less two years of toiletville, I don't think he wants to walk away.

[gypcasino]

If he didn't walk away after two days, much less two years of toiletville, I don't think he wants to walk away.

 

Right. I get the feeling he was some kind of psychopath who got some kind of sick pleasure out of enabling the behavior.

[Mr QL]

That is just bizarre. Both her and the boyfriend seem like pretty sick individuals. As horrible as it sounds I would be kinda curious to what this looked like.

[Jimbo]

The case has been the buzz in Ness City, said James Ellis, a neighbor.

 

Boy, that's gotta be an understatement.

[Invader3K]

I know it's in bad taste, but I saw this on another message board:

 

"The toilet manufacturer should advertise 'So comfortable, you won't want to get off of it for two years."

[gypcasino]

I know it's in bad taste, but I saw this on another message board:

Somebody posted this on a board I frequent

 

what do you tell your buddies when they come over.

 

"hey man, where's your girl"

 

"oh, on the toilet"

 

"damn man, STILL?"

 

"yeah, you know the drill, use the upstairs one"

[Patrick425]

It was pretty clear from what I saw on TV that this happened in a mobile home. I'm guessing there was only one bathroom.

[sgtcluels]

But it was a trailer home! I don't' think they have an upstairs!

 

Onto the jokes!

I just hope she gave a few courtesy flushes and light a match once in awhile. I'm curious of what the bowl area looked like, If she fused to the seat, you gotta figure that the actual bowl hasn't been cleaned in 2 years. That has to be a frightful sight.

[bullox]

I wonder if toward the end she had to give any thought before letting it go, 1 or 2. I'd imagine it became just a part of life, like breathing.

 

That might be a tough re-adjustment.

[dadofandrew]

Not to bring seriousness to a topic filled with jokes, but to be blunt, I think it's rather apparent the woman has some mental issues, and it's rather likely her boyfriend is either a bit "off", or just a frickin' idiot.

[Oldcity]

Definitely the most bizarre thing I've heard in a long time.

[BrewCrewForever]

One of the most bizarre stories I think I have ever read. 2 years of just sitting on a toilet. Now that takes self control, how could you not want to get up? Got to be something wrong with her and the boyfriend to let this go on that long. The fact that her skin grew around the toilet is a bit gross.

[TooLiveBrew]

The first thing I thought when I saw this thread title was, 'Man - that must've been one heckuva turtle-head!'