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That is great!

 

My friends and I used to have marathon wiffle ball games all summer and we were always trying to come up pitches that moved like that. No one came close to that.

"His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down $2000 to live like him for a week. Sleep, do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating... THAT'S a fantasy camp."
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I watched a bunch more you tube whiffle videos. The one where they build the park and the dad is on the couch is pretty awesome. I want to build one of those for my kid when he gets older.
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Ungodly. At one point I could throw a pretty mean riser and follow it up with a variation on a spike curve that sunk like nobody's business. At that point I was playing a ton. I tried to pitch earlier this summer and stunk up the field. It was a sad day when I realized that I had to move my last remaining "sport" to the past glory column. Getting old and fat stinks...
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Up until about two minutes ago I used to think I could throw some pretty wicked whiffle pitches. Ehh, not so much.
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I tried to pitch earlier this summer and stunk up the field. It was a sad day when I realized that I had to move my last remaining "sport" to the past glory column. Getting old and fat stinks...

 

you and me both. I used to throw a wicked pitch that broke sideways and up for strikes practically anywhere I wanted. Now not only can't i throw that pitch but when i do play I need three days before my hammy's don't feel like they're about to explode. Age sucks but it is better than the alternative.

There needs to be a King Thames version of the bible.
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Cross Wiffleball Filth with Softball Guy and you get this...

 

 

Although, turn the volume down because there's some foul language and the most of the music sucks.

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If I were to try throwing like that, I'd have to do it in the parking lot of the local emergency room. That way, it's not nearly so far to travel for morphine and surgery.
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Make's my arm hurt just watching that.

the strange part is that most of the junk comes from how the ball is held. i could throw some mean pitches without having to torque too much

 

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When I was a kid, we were more about hitting the ball far rather than pitching. So we'd shove corn kernels (I lived out in the country) or rocks in the bats to add a whole lot of weight and then we'd duct tape up the balls. Yeah, those would get crushed. Fun times.
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Lost in the amazement of watching the way he makes the ball move is that he was throwing strikes.
"His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down $2000 to live like him for a week. Sleep, do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating... THAT'S a fantasy camp."
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Lost in the amazement of watching the way he makes the ball move is that he was throwing strikes.

No kidding! How do you throw a ball with that much movement and throw strikes all the time? Just amazing.

Formerly BrewCrewIn2004

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i need to learn how to grip whiffleballs to make em rise. that one that was going about a foot behind the batters box then came in for a strike left my mind scattered all over the walls of my bedroom

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