Just got back from the game. We did not have tickets prior to the game, so I went to the first base side of Helfaer (sp?) Field and snagged a pair for $50 (207 row 9 seats 16-17). We were in the section with a ton of Culvers employees, and the people next to us (Mom,Dad, and a teenage boy) bought tix from a scalper too. The family lives in LaCrosse and bought about two hundred bucks worth of souviners. The kid was a big time fan so he and I were chatting it up a bit, I told him to check out this site. I hope he does. I wish I could say the same about the folks behind us. A couple girls and guys in their twenties who had -literally- no idea of what was going on, which sort of broke up the horrific feelings of watching the Crew fall apart. mary and I overheard parts of their conversation: "What does A.B. mean?" --- At Bats came a reply "What does OBP mean?" --- Overall Batting Percentage." (I laughed) "What does S.B. mean?" --I think sac bunts, not sure. (Mary laughed) and then my favorite: "Why didn't our guys do a double play?" I wanted to stand up, turn around and smack them all and yell: "Ya can't turn a double play when there is nobody else on base you morons!" Anyhow, I had the feeling that the Crew would be using Johnny Wholestaff on the hill,and sure enough, they did. We gave up lots of hits, and it seemed that our pitchers were behind everybody, nowhere near the strike zone, and throwing stuff short of the plate. I find it apparent that Rick Helling is a parallel move to the Vampire, not an improvement- he tossed 81 pitches 41 of them were for balls, and I saw nothing over 90 MPH. Santos could not find the strike zone with a map and a tour guide. Maybe Ohka should have started the game, I dunno. Seeing the infield with Uecker's signature and Fifty Years was pretty neat, and having his name up on the wall is very nice to see. Other than the goofs behind us, the kid next to us, and the Uecker honor, the game itself sucked after the fifth inning.