I'm sorry. I live over 400 miles from Miller Park. I'm lucky if I can get there once a year, because while I know many of you find this shocking, my wife doesn't view Milwaukee as an ideal family vacation spot. Beyond that, I have a job that doesn't really allow me to take time off on a whim so I can drive 400 miles with $4 a gallon gas to watch the Brewers, as much as I may want to do that. So, in short, pound sand. If I could, I'd be all over EBay and Craigslist to buy the extra Brewers-Cubs tickets so the Cubs "fans" couldn't get them. Then I'd find the person selling them and punch them. But that's not realistic. What drives me batty is that the Brewers have barely made an effort to stop allowing their franchise to be embarrassed and their stadium overrun by fans of the visiting team, whether it be the Twins or Cubs. Similarly, the Vikings don't do crap about all the Packer fans showing up to the Metrodome, either.