I hate to say it, but one guy over there had a few good ones, and I've got to give credit where credit's due: "Corey Hart moved in next to a friend of mine. Hart introduced himself the very first day. Because he had to." "Good thing we don't have K-Rod's father-in-law on our team, because he's the only one K-Rod can beat." "Craig Counsell voted for Dukakis."