My brain was really bored at work today and I've been spending a lot of time on MLB Trade Rumors so this is what I think is happening at the Winter Meetings regarding Prince and Albert. Albert and his agent Dan Lozano have a private room in which they are entertaining all their suitors. The Cardinals management is sitting at a table with an open briefcase with $200 million cash. They have their arms folded and have told Albert this is their offer and he can take it or leave it. However, they have stashed another briefcase under their chair with another $40 million in it that they plan to offer if he says no. Everyone in the room can see it, knows it's there and knows what's in it. Ozzie Guillen and the newly signed Jose Reyes have a booth set up blasting salsa music with dancing scantily clad latin women. Alex Anthopoulos is in the back of the room jumping up and down trying to get noticed, but everyone is ignoring him. Theo Epstein walks into the room with a blank check in hand, using it to fan himself and loudly exclaims, "Just looking." and then walks out of the room. Brian Cashman and Ben Cherington are outside with their ears up against the door, waiting for the moment to sweep in and blow away anyone else's offer. Meanwhile down the hall Scott Boras and Prince Fielder have also rented a private room to entertain offers. Scott turns to Prince and tells him to be patient, GM's will come begging for you to sign with them. This room is not as full as Albert's. There is a maintenance man fixing a light and Doug Melvin sitting by himself twiddling his thumbs.