Logan Morrison seems to be spending a lot of time posting about things he knows nothing about. So in addition to the Dodgers and Yankees being suspect (He didn't play for either), he's now passing around rumors about the Astros, who were just investigated by MLB. Is LoMo a teenage girl? Maybe this detail from his fangraphs page is the key: Logan Morrison Age: 32 Bats/Throws: L/L 6' 3" / 245 1B/OF Birthdate: 8/25/1987 (32 y, 4 m, 19 d) Drafted: 2005 June Amateur Draft - Round: 22, Pick: 16, Overall: 666, Team: Florida Marlins