I realize the post was in jest, and I'm not passing judgement on Kolten, however.... I'd like to think if I were a MLB player, were married, and my wife and I were wanted to have a child, that we would try to time conception for an offseason birth. Or at least not a September/October birth. I realize folks don't work that way and that there are a million other variables. But I would definitely try to avoid that scenario if possible.