Ease up a bit, man. It’s a legit question to wonder if average launch angle is average or median. And frankly, it’s a good question that I hadn’t considered until right now.
Take for example Max Kepler of the Twins. He’s a lefty bat renown for the IFFB and pounding worms to the right side of the infield. Average those out and he might look pretty good. Put the median on those and it could tell a more accurate story.