Your Best Ideas Ever Thread

[sbrylski]

Mass production of a Gordon Lightfoot mailbox.

 

What are your best ideas?

[saget]

Ronald Reagan action figures.

 

"Screw you Mr. Gorbechav!"

[Godspeed]

I've always thought the idea of a reverse-microwave would be simply awesome.

 

I'm not the first or only, but it was an independent idea nonetheless...

[valpocrewsader]

Shot variety packs. 6 or 10 disposable shot glasses filled with 1.5 oz of a variety of top shelf alcohols. (aka, like Kellogg's breakfast cereal variety packs, but for college students and 28 year olds like me who still think they're in college) Different versions of the product could come with one or more collectible non-disposable shot glasses.

[pitchleague]

a mega-phone horn so I could yell at the car in front of me to lay off his brakes.

 

Or a scrolling LED board for the back window to get the dude behind me off my bumper.

[Weirdos19]

Everybody's license plate is a car phone number and can only be reached by people within a certain distance around that car.

[pogokat]

hamburger ear muffs. glavin.

[davebobn]

Shower Suit...for those days you don't ever want to get out of the shower.

[Bikeage77]

A remote control pager. There's a little button on yer tv you push, and then yer remote goes off, so you can find it next to the bathroom sink, or the fridge, or whatever wild place you left it during the commercial breaks.

 

Then I found out they already made em, and they failed http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/frown.gif

[Teatoe993]

I've always thought the idea of a reverse-microwave would be simply awesome.

Fridgeowave

 

 

 

My ideas is a device that records your dreams onto a DVD.

[brewerjamie15]

A bird feeder that has a control switch that activates when a squirrel steps on it causing the squirrel to evaporate.

[sbrylski]

My ideas is a device that records your dreams onto a DVD.

 

Incredible idea.

[Point Beer Is Best]

A bird feeder that has a control switch that activates when a squirrel steps on it causing the squirrel to evaporate.

You mean like a string attached to a shotgun?

[Marc Newfield of Dreams]

This one came to me yesterday, although I'm sure it's been done. I recieved a 6 pack of Newcastle for St. Nick's. And I thought, how sweet would it be to have a beer stocking? Like those cooler bags, except in the shape of a stocking with Christmasy stuff on it.

 

Going to a Christmas party? Bring them a cold beer stocking!

[bacon06]

When someone sends you a 'Thank You' card, you can turn around and send them a 'You're Welcome' card right back.

[AmyintheSouth]

Dual fabric sheets. One side cotton, the other side flannel so if your bed partner prefers a fabric you hate, you both can still get a good night's sleep.

[Fatter than Joey]

I always have good ideas....

 

1.) Use the elderly for space exploration.

2.) Deep Fried Pizza

3.) Lifetime Incarceration of Kevin Costner.

4.) An Olympic Event where you target shoot snowmobilers.

5.) Nailguns specifically designed for zombie combat and not carpentry.

[Brian the Automator]

candy corn on the cob.

[logan82]

5.) Nailguns specifically designed for zombie combat and not carpentry.

I am sure that modifying a nail gun to kill zombies in in the Zombie Survival Guide handbook.

[TSack27]

2.) Deep Fried Pizza

One might think with Wisconsin's stereotype for deep frying just about anything, you'd see it around here more, but looks like NYC is the place to start looking - http://slice.seriouseats....10/deepfried_pizza_3.html

[DHonks]

2 things:

 

1) all college campuses need a George Webbs.

 

2) drunk food. Combine the gyro and the burrito and create the ultimate drunk food--the gyrito. Except there will be nothing "ito" about the gyrito...lamb, onions, tomato, cucumber sauce, in a giant pita that encapsulates the tastiness just as a tortillo fully surrounds the burrito contents.

 

I've never made the gyrito, but it sounds brilliant, especially when drunk

[Fatter than Joey]

I am sure that modifying a nail gun to kill zombies in in the Zombie Survival Guide handbook.

 

I don't want to modify stuff. I am not Mac Gyver, I want to buy a Zombie Nail Gun 3000 at Home Depot.

[hawing]

Oh, think big - go for the Zombie Nail Gun 5000.

 

Every time I catch a cold, and have an ugly cough for a few weeks after, I wish there were either a power washer or a snake that could be used on human throats - just unclog the mucus right out of there.

[Patrick425]

I'll never understand why the owner of Real Chili doesn't:

 

A. Accept credit cards

B. Expand to other locations

 

Not sure if that's my greatest idea EVER, but the George Webb on all college Campuses got me thinking about it.

[logan82]

I am sure that modifying a nail gun to kill zombies in in the Zombie Survival Guide handbook.

 

I don't want to modify stuff. I am not Mac Gyver, I want to buy a Zombie Nail Gun 3000 at Home Depot.

I am sure you could come up with a simple add on and patent it for millions. A modifier clip to bypass the safety.