Re: soccer, in the end almost all sports are the exact same thing (with some exceptions). They are just repackaged differently to appeal to different personalities.
Boxing and soccer are eerily similar in what is happening. A boxing match of equal opponents has two people spending their time discovering or creating weaknesses in their opponent in an effort to ultimately knock them out. Continual body shots eventually should lower an opponent's arm(s) to allow for strikes above the shoulders, etc
Soccer is the exact same thing, just repackaged. Equal opponents test each other's responses to pressure, see how they defend different offensive looks, wait for the opponent to overextend before going on the offensive, etc. A soccer goal and a clean upper cut to the jaw are the exact same thing. One is meant to entertain the adrenaline junkie and one is meant to entertain the chess player. Sometimes it entertains both.
Soccer, to me, is far more interesting when you watch the movement of a team away from the ball. The person with the ball is the least interesting part of the match.
Baseball gets the same 'boring' criticism from the NFL/NASCAR, etc crowd. But if you are watching baseball just to see someone hit something 450ft to center you are going to be bored. Watching hitters stay alive to get a specific pitch to hammer? That's the puzzle. Watching a pitcher/catcher throw 0-2 slider low, 1-2 slider low, fastball up to get the swinging strike? That's the meat of it all. The home runs and goals and knockouts, etc ... that's all just frosting on a still very incredible cake.
Just my humble opinion.