This paragraph: "And finally, we can't mention Sheets without talking about his batting. Sheets had a reputation as one of the worst hitters in the league. His .076 BA backs up those claims. I used to joke that Brewer pitcher Doug Davis (who had a career BA of .083) used to thank Sheets for not making him look so bad." brings back a memory.
I can't remember who they were playing or anything, but it doesn't matter. I was driving in my truck listening to the game. Brewers had someone get on base, and Sheets came up to bat. Then there was a delay, catcher mound visit, then the infield gathered around. Uecker on the broadcast said they had to get everyone together to figure out how to try to get Sheets out. I had to grab napkins out of the center console to clean the spray off the inside of my windshield 🤣