Okay this place is just too funny for words. Except these two hundred: I've been posting over there and there's this one guy who's obsessed with pulling out the most obscure stats to prove obscure things that no one cares about. If this guy would learn how to work a computer, he could hide all the posts that contain an acronym or a number and highlight every sentence that contains a swearword substitute or triple extra punctuation to make sure his eye is drawn to the most relevant information. Who is this guy talking about anyway? I don't think he even knows what he's arguing about half the time. I can't remember his name, not gonna bother to look, I just know he has a picture of Selig's daughter on his profile, which I guess says all you need to know. That rluzyinsky guy who used to post here? Or is he still here? I'm sure the rest of you guys have him on your ignore list like I do. And what does that avatar tell you anyway? That Russ is a knowledgeable, longish time fan with a sense of humor? So I'm spending some time there, learning the ropes, keeping my real thoughts inward because I've noticed the moderating over there is Hitler-esque and they seem to ban anyone and everyone who ruffles a single feather. ...or is a gay Jewish gypsy. Anyway, I took a gander at the "about us" page and ... yeah ... wow. Sure, there are some normal lookin' dudes there. Typical baseball fans, then you got one dude using a picture of a dog, He's using a picture of a dog!? How can that guy possibly know anything about baseball!? another girl (I don't think those guys have actually met a girl) Russ, the appointed king nerd, is rumored to have met one once. She (allegedly) was the receptionist at the ovary clinic that helped him create his newborn baby. Consider me skeptical though. using a picture of Lisa Simpson, http://www.islandersarmy.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/57367-simpsons_nelson_haha2.jpg and some guy named Josh O'Connell. WHAAA!??!? What the crap kind of name is that!!?!?! I can't quite figure out what that guy looks like, but I'm working on it. I think he thinks he's stuck in Malibu and has no idea he's from Wisconsin, at least the picture make it looks that way. Embrace your roots, Josh!!! Start a dairy farm and grow a beer gut for god sake, eh? Then there were my two favorites, some poet-looking ponytail guy Ethan again gets a prime spot on the hater favorite list, but we have a new guy in the top spot: and best of all, a guy named Jim Goulart who I think is actually Mike Krzyzewski in Brewers gear. Actually, he's Russell Branyan, and like Casey and his dog, he posted a picture of his pet. (Yes, Russell Branyan's pet is Mike Krzyzewski, whom he forces to wear Brewers gear.) It has to be. Russell Branyan is the only man who could be that awesome at covering the minor leagues and have a human for a pet. They never updated the content. Before the draft "preview" the article they had up was like a year old. Basically they got a message board run by Hitler but they think they're the be all end all of everything Brewers. Ugh. Yeah, take that! He's on the OFFICIAL Brewers.com message board. Which one do you think is better...