2019-07-22: Reds (Gray) at Brewers (Anderson) [Brewers lose, 6-5 -- Saladino’s 8th inning grand slam gives Crew the lead; Jeffress serves up 2-run HR in 9th to Suarez]

[homer]

This game brought to you by the law offices of Anderson and Gray. One call, that's all.

[ThisIsMyCrew]

As bad as Braun’s contract seems. Vottos is ugly!

[MrTPlush]

Launch angle Grandal, launch angle.

[stoutdude04]

Launch angle Grandal, launch angle.

 

That was a rocket. Wow.

[Bulldogboy]

It feels like the Pirates and Cardinals play every day doesn't it?

[willie key]

It feels like the Pirates and Cardinals play every day doesn't it?

 

 

And they should. That’s what the world needs. It’s what the world wants

 

Pirates. Cardinals. Two teams enter. One team leaves

[TexasCheesehead]

At this point, it’s hard to imagine anyone voting Bellinger over Yelich for MVP. He’s beating him in pretty much everyone category now.

[willie key]

At this point, it’s hard to imagine anyone voting Bellinger over Yelich for MVP. He’s beating him in pretty much everyone category now.

 

 

The only thing is bellinger plays on a better team. Sometimes that sways the voters.

[HarveysWBs]

It feels like the Pirates and Cardinals play every day doesn't it?

 

 

And they should. That’s what the world needs. It’s what the world wants

 

Pirates. Cardinals. Two teams enter. One team leaves

 

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls: dying time’s here!

[willie key]

Arcia should never swing 3-0. Never. Never

[MrTPlush]

I cannot wait till we get a new SS. What a day it will be.

[folly412]

At this point, it’s hard to imagine anyone voting Bellinger over Yelich for MVP. He’s beating him in pretty much everyone category now.

 

All except the good ol' team record, which actually says Bellinger is less valuable since his team is so loaded they would still be the best in the NL without him, which will be used as reason to put him over the edge.

[wildcat83]

Even if Saladino’s wrist was broke he couldn’t come out, lol.

[folly412]

I cannot wait till we get a new SS. What a day it will be.

 

[sarcasm]Only 650 days until Turang gets the call.[/sarcasm]

[TexasCheesehead]

The logic of a better team improving your chances of winning MVP makes no sense. Take away Bellinger the Dodgers still would win the West. Take away yelich the Brewers wouldn’t even contend...how is that more valuable?

[jjfanec]

War does have Bellinger ahead of Yelich so it isn't like Yelich is ahead in everything

[MrTPlush]

Has Thames ever looked comfortable when a ball gets hit to him in the OF? It is so cringy.

[TexasCheesehead]

War does have Bellinger ahead of Yelich so it isn't like Yelich is ahead in everything

 

I did say almost everything...and WAR isn’t the God of statistics like everyone makes it out to be.

[MrTPlush]

War does have Bellinger ahead of Yelich so it isn't like Yelich is ahead in everything

 

I did say almost everything...and WAR isn’t the God of statistics like everyone makes it out to be.

 

It does tel you there may be things Yelich isn’t actually better in.

[jjfanec]

War does have Bellinger ahead of Yelich so it isn't like Yelich is ahead in everything

 

I did say almost everything...and WAR isn’t the God of statistics like everyone makes it out to be.

 

No but it does factor in defense and position someone plays. That is where Bellinger comes out ahead. Now I think Yelich is better but just saying Bellinger has a good argument. I also think Bellinger will fade down the stretch offensively and Yelich wont

[stoutdude04]

0-2 pitch for a hit. I'm not surprised. This team does that often I feel.

[jason21nl]

What a piss poor 0-2 pitch.

[KeithStone53151]

Is it just me or could someone drive a truck through the strike zone? Ive noticed it mostly benefiting the brewers...

[MrTPlush]

Bellinger is going to win the MVP. They polled a good number of people at the break and it was Bellinger by a landslide and the stats weren’t that far off. Yelich has closed the gap a bit, but it is a solid sign Yelich will have to undeniably be better to win.

 

Sad reality

[Brew crew 92]

That Grateful Dead tribute night is going to be great because all the players are going to be high. Aguilar is going to eat 50 bags of gummy bears. Cain is going to be sitting in the outfield laughing uncontrollably. Braun is going to climb halfway up the foul pole and when he sees the people up there will jump because he's frightened and will be caught in a blanket by Counsell, Sedar and Yelich.

 

Extremely thoughtful, really really funny take. Good job.