It's NOT Gonna Happen (Cubs parody song/video)

[naivin]

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[watertown28]

thats great!

[Bring Back the Stein]

Parody songs make me uneasy, but anything to spite the Cubs, I guess. What could have made the song better was to note John Wayne Gacy, the most famous Cubs fan of all who asked for Cubs updates from death row (next year!) and who retrieved many of his victims just blocks away from Wrigley.

 

Edit: (My uncle just noted that Gacy is probably the second most famous Cubs fan, after Al Capone or maybe John Cusack). And yes, these are all jokes.

[MHgb]

Best Line:

 

It's gonna happen!...

Who you crappin'?...

They're the Cubs.

[BCZF]

Outstanding! Brought a tear to my eye, it was so beautiful (snif)..

[SeriesFinale]

Picked up steam as it went along

 

Always liked the Beachwood

[thablingster]

That warms my heart... and that's so sad. LOL

[Dogger192003]

Just because it feels so good to pile on the Cubs...From "The Onion"

 

"Confused Cubs Think They're Going to Arizona to Start Spring Training"

 

PHOENIX-Chicago Cubs players reluctantly followed Coach Lou Pinella's orders to pack their equipment for a trip to Arizona Monday, causing many on the ball club to wonder why they were starting spring training nearly six months ahead of schedule. "Last offseason I at least got to spend a little time with my family," said Cubs second baseman Ryan Theriot while examining the unusual 2007 MLB Playoff patch on the right sleeve of his jersey. "We must have done something right this season, though, because I heard our first exhibition game is already sold out." Upon their arrival to Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport, Theriot's theory regarding the team's improvement was immediately abandoned when he realized that the fans who had gathered to greet the Cubs were in fact booing them mercilessly.

[AJAY]

Hey Hey Chicago Whaddya Say . . .

The Cubs Are Going To Get SWEPT Today !!!!!



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CUBS LOSE !!!!

GOODBYE !!!!

[Mike Felder]

"Trachsel: Two candy bars and a Coke."

 

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[LouisEly]

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[hawing]

D-Lee, fighting...couldn't land his girlie punches
Don't give Ryan Dempster...the ba-aa-ll....

 

Those are the lines I like best. If I didn't need sleep, I could watch this all night.

[Ennder]

And the 3rd best team in the NL West sweeps the 2nd best team in the NL Central to go on to the next round of the playoffs. Meanwhile the best team in the NL East who is better than both of them loses in the first round.

 

What a strange season this is.

[uecker9]

[Sepolevne]

Hilarious. Perfect. I sent it to one of my co-workers who loves Journey and the Cubs.

[zachlaka]

I also love it just sent it to all my friends lolz

[trwi7]

It has been 36,152 days since the Cubs won the World Series. They have played 15,554 games since they last won a World Series. They have used 1,538 players since they last won the World Series.

[SeriesFinale]

So glad my mind can now claim back that Undertones somg from the despised Cubbies

[BadgerFan]

Cub-O-Meter....99 years and counting!

[TooLiveBrew]

I love how at the 2:22 remaining mark on the song/vid, the singer(s) sneak in a little "suck"

 

Cubs fans *suck* drinking...