Russ a father yet?

[endaround]

Its that time right?

[brettac1]

I saw him say something about his wife being upset that he was ignoring a crying baby while playing Halo, so I'm guessing yeah.

[sbrylski]

All roster moves should be reported, Russ!

[trwi7]

You can't report roster moves when it's a baby. They take up a lot of time. He's probably spending time with her so he doesn't have much time to post.

[brettac1]

You can't report roster moves when it's a baby. They take up a lot of time. He's probably spending time with her so he doesn't have much time to post.

 

Sounds like a lame excuse to me!

 

He's in my sights. Another 4,700 posts and I am so there.

[1992casey]

From the pointless and dumb thread:

rluzinski wrote:

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I don't like when babies cry while I'm trying to play Halo 3. I think my wife might kill me soon.

[hammytime]

the best time to post if you have a baby might be when you are up with the new baby in the middle of the night, don't you think?

[TooLiveBrew]

I'm going to put the over-under on this baby's first sabermetric analysis of defensive positioning and zone ratings at 7 months. http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/wink.gif

 

Congratulations, rluz. I'm really happy for you!

[logan82]

the best time to post if you have a baby might be when you are up with the new baby in the middle of the night, don't you think?

 

Typing with one hand is really tough.

[trwi7]

the best time to post if you have a baby might be when you are up with the new baby in the middle of the night, don't you think?

Typing with one hand is really tough.

 

Such a good joke...not appropriate for site...must restrain self...trying so hard to resist.

 

Okay I'm good.

[Katuluu]

He better be careful, if he doesn't submit the proper paperwork within 30 days the 1st round pick can be declared a free agent.

[Fatter than Joey]

Maybe he figured out that "up to 15lbs" is a baby-metric rather than a poop metric, and is changing more diapers now.

[logan82]

He is probably trying to figure out wether the baby losing wieght in the first week is a sign of decline or regression towards the mean.

[mothershipconnection]

He's in jail for a choking out the doctor who based his assessment of the baby on subjective "scouting" measures. "Well, your baby has a good heart, breathes well, and appears to have normal musculature". Russ then demanded the data from an EKG, exact volume of his lungs, and total muscle weight within 3 grams.

[And That]

and total muscle weight within 3 grams.

How rudimentary. http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/mad.gif

 

[Katuluu]

Anyone wanna place bets on whether or not the baby is decked out in a Jr Pac-Man costume this Halloween?

[logan82]

I dont think I have ever seen a poster take such a beating in a thread wothout posting within that thread.

[And That]

Anyone wanna place bets on whether or not the baby is decked out in a Jr Pac-Man costume this Halloween?

Depends on how quickly the baby can build it, I guess.

 

[Fatter than Joey]

Maybe the baby's first words were not complimentary to Ben Sheets and is serving some time-outs.

[logan82]

Maybe the baby's first words were not complimentary to Ben Sheets and is serving some time-outs.

 

I bet it said Ben Sheets was a loser because of his W-L record without regard to peripheral stats.

[And That]

Maybe the baby's first words were not complimentary to Ben Sheets and is serving some time-outs.

I bet it said Ben Sheets was a loser because of his W-L record without regard to peripheral stats.

No, the baby presented the argument without any kind of Excel probability chart. That was the problem.

[rluzinski]

Opps. Missed this thread completely. Clara Luzinski was born on September 28th, at 12:50 PM. 7 lbs 15 oz and 20 inches. Both are above the mean for a female newbown... I've been told. Baby and wife are healthy, so I feel completely blessed.

 

And for the record, Ben Sheets is already her favorite Brewer (although we are still debating the "injury prone" side of things).

[M Skjellyfetti]

Congratulations, Russ! It's good to hear that everyone's healthy and that she recognizes true Brewer talent.

[dadofandrew]

Family name? Clara is not on the radar for most, not that there's anything wrong with that.

[Oldcity]

Clara. I like it. Congrats Russ.