Apparently now this guy is suing Barry Bonds, Bud Selig, and "Hank Aaron's bat". He says that Bonds stores steroids inside Hank Aaron's corked bat, used the bat to crack the liberty bell, sells steroids to nuns, sold mustard gas to Saddam Hussein, and secretly meets with Selig to discuss TV ratings (where Selig supplies Bonds with steroids). Read the complaint, it's hilarious: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0816071riches1.html I can't remember the last time I've laughed so hard. This guy is amazing.