I wasn't completely serious in my post, but it's just generally those types of guys who get the label of being professional hitters. Matt Stairs fits the description, and he can still take and rake, and is an FA that made under $1 M this year. But Gross can, too, albeit without the track record of Stairs. It's pretty plain to see that when you look at the FA list, along with Melvin's comments, that they're not going to go that route (nor should they). They're going to need to trade, and the only position they would do so for is likely a corner OF, or the slim chance they acquire a CF and move Hall to 3B with Braun going to LF. I have seen the name thrown around before, but the number one guy I'm going after is Carlos Quentin. He's going to be fairly available, I would guess, without having to pay through the nose. He'd be a corner OF (with excellent defense, by most accounts), who is a patient hitter with decent pop and upside. At this point he looks similar to a RH Gabe Gross at the time the Brewers acquired him, probably with a higher ceiling. As far as I'm concerned you can never have too many guys that can get on base. I kind of reject the idea of depending on Joe Dillon, much like I rejected the idea of Mike Rivera (and still do). To me, something doesn't pass the smell test. His recovery from back ailments due to some miracle cure, his physique, his magical power increase after taking those years off and returning to AAA, etc. It just doesn't seem right to me. I don't have the concerns over the same things with Rivera, just to clarify, I think he's just a classic 4A guy with a terrible approach at the plate.