Let me slow things down for you. I said the 1 was pretty much locked up. Today, this morning. You said I was hedging my bet by saying it was "pretty much" locked up, I guess rather than saying it was a sure thing? I said I would bet a grand on it. You asked me if I did. I said that I wasn't aware of any place where you could place such a bet. It does not make much sense asking if I had actually placed the bet, or accusing me of hedging the bet, when I can't actually place the bet, does it? There's one context it which it does make some sense, one in which you're trying to be a smart ass.
I will take the bet right here with you though. I'll even make it drastic in your favor. I'll send you $100 if the Brewers don't get the 1 seed. You can send me $1 if they do.