I could write a short novel about my hatred for the new Klements commercial with the family. And yes, I actually mean "hatred." I don't just get annoyed by that commercial; I get visibly angry to the point that I now lunge for the remote the second I see it come on. It's sausage. SAUSAGE. Why are you showing me a mother bobbing her baby up and down? Is this supposed to indicate she feeds her infant child Klement's sausage? For that matter, what does family have to do with sausage in the first place? You're telling me that families should never run out of love. What's your point? You could also say that people should not exceed the speed limit, but it would have no place in a sausage ad. Top it off with an over-the-top corny song, and you've made one of the most irritating commercials I've ever seen. Ugh. I think I feel a little better now.