--Finish at .500 or better. Unlikely, but who knows. --Don't let the Rockies clinch a playoff spot when they play against the Crew next week...likelier, and watching the Rockies celebrate would probably be one last jab of the rusty dull butterknife in my gut this season --As many Escobar/Gamel starts as possible, and failing that, a strong showing by Hardy down the stretch. Despite it all, I'll be sad when the season ends, and any of these would make me feel better once we head into what could be a pretty crazy off-season