Well, I'd love to say that I had a similar experience to Hawing's relish tray encounter last night, but I did not. After going to church, we came back to the in-laws' house and were greeted by quite a spread. There in the center sat the much anticipated relish tray. At first, I was pretty pleased. I must say this thread set my expectations pretty high. There were olives and two different kinds of pickles. However, upon further inspection, there was only ONE kind of pickle present on said relish tray! Well, needless to say, this was completely unacceptable. I flew into a violent rage and whipped the relish tray into the patio doors in disgust. I'm not quite sure what happened next, but amid the cacophony of barking dogs and screaming relatives, I blacked out. I later on awoke face down in a snow bank, with an empty bottle of Korbel brandy next to me. Thanks for nothing, Brewerfan.net!