Some teams we match up well with are the Royals, Rays, and Giants. All three are looking for some bats and have young pitching to offer. Enter J.J. Hardy and Prince Fielder. All three teams would probably be interested in Fielder, and KC and SF would probably be interested in Hardy's services (David Ecstein's younger brother Mike Aviles isn't going to keep hitting in KC and Moustakas is years away. J.J. would be an upgrade over whatever AAAA player or childhood friend of John McCain is playing shortstop for SF). Sending Hardy and Angel Salome to sunny California for Matt Cain and Fielder to KC for Greinke would help Brewers fans cope with the loss of Sabathia and probably Sheets as well (although it would anger multitudes of teenage girls across the state). To add more madness to the off season we send Rickie Weeks and Dave Bush to the Orioles for Brian Roberts and Chad Bradford. Resigning Sheets would be a dream I'd be having in my dream but lets see what we'd look like with him. Also in my super dream Soup is traded. Probably for an insignificant prospect, but he's off the books. Rotation Sheets Greinke Cain Gallardo Parra Lineup 2B Roberts CF Cameron LF Braun 1B Gamel RF Hart 3B Hall/Brayan (How could 3TO not be in my dream?) C Kendall SS Escobar P Bullpen CL - Torres RHP - Bradford RHP - McClung RHP - Riske RHP - Villanueva LHP - Stetter LHP - Shouse Note that this dream is pretty far out there and I'd only expect one of these moves to actually happen.