5/4/07 Pirates (Maholm) @ Brewers (Vargas): HAIKU NIGHT

[LS Brewer]

Branyan is the past

Please end the Russell Man Love

No More 3 T O

[Bruce Ciskie]

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Branyan is the past

Please end the Russell Man Love

No More 3 T O

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I agree with you

It's okay to miss Branyan

But we must move on

[sgtcluels]

Going to the game

Hope to see a winning team

Vargas can pound meat

[brettac1]

Just move on, you say?

With Russ, it's not that easy.

I will never forget.

[Diamond Glove]

Roof is closed for storm

Vargas sinks da Pirate ship

Eats hot dog booty

[don1481]

Russ is my hero

It's just like Russian Roulette

Home Run or K? Hmm...

[IIAY]

Unbelievable

Already 56 posts

Will we hit 1K?

[don1481]

Russ - small sample size

Can't make any judgements... yet

Let's do Limericks!

[IslandsAC]

Last day of classes,

And will the Brewers help me

Celebrate tonight?

 

I sure hope Bill Hall

Returns to Chuck Norris form,

With a roundhouse kick

 

To the collective

Face of the Pittsburgh Pirates

Pitching staff. Huzzah!

[IslandsAC]

On a related

Topic, Major League 2 is

On TV right now.

[cruiserx43]

This thread is scary

Must commit Harry Carrey!

Trollers be wary.

 

Statistics be damned!

Scurvey Pirates to the can

Vargas is the man!!

 

Now this post is due

I will not Haiku with you

Need to take (bathroom)

 

http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/wink.gif

[don1481]

This work week has stunk

When will today be done with?

I doubt I will see the game http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/frown.gif

 

Brian's "brilliant" plan

Has completely cramped my style

I have to think now

 

Imagine what would

Happen if the Drunk Thread was done

In all-Haiku form

[littledoc83]

Terrible I am

At understanding this game

Who came up with this?

[pogokat]

Graffy gets anthrax

Counsell loses his fingers

Braun still in Nash

 

Steve Moss is the man

he is better than Jesus

do not doubt lemurs

 

Brewerfan.com

a distant memory still

pour out a forty

 

Branyan the manyon

will strikeout or hit homer

we miss rich becker

 

with haiku night on

everyone will post here

link report lonely

 

have fun tonight but

do not say "boobs" in chatroom

you will get yosted

[don1481]

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have fun tonight but

do not say "boobs" in chatroom

you will get yosted

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Pogo, can I ask

Why? That's something we all say

Let us have our fun!

[lukevan]

Bernie nabs a ball

Off the bat of Billy Hall

Slides to lead us all.

[sheethead]

Sitting by home plate

Surely will make me feel great

Work faster Vargas!!

 

Boo boo boo boo boobs

Boobie boobie boobie boo

boobs... boobs... boobs... boobs... booooooooobs http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/smile.gif

[rluzinski]

Don't fret about Russ

He can't hurt you anymore

Failed bunts FTW!

[Fatter than Joey]

Pogo, can I ask

Why? That's something we all say

Let us have our fun!

 

Hi Don, How are you.

The mods are not into boobs.

It appears to me.

[don1481]

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Hi Don, How are you.

The mods are not into boobs.

It appears to me.

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Hey Joey, I'm well

But what are you saying here?

If they don't like boobs...

 

Well then I'm now sad

It's a dark day at BF

I think I shall cryhttp://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/frown.gif

[olliegjw]

The team is still young

They will make some mistakes, yes

But some will blame Yost

[Fatter than Joey]

Hey Joey, I'm well

But what are you saying here?

If they don't like boobs...

 

No gripes with boobs hate

Some of my best friends hate boobs

I am just saying....

[Fatter than Joey]

The team is still young

They will make some mistakes, yes

But some will blame Yost

 

Fire Ned Yost dot com.

Ned will be rested tonight

Sveum's hands still in pants.

[pogokat]

dessens above four

bullpen is freakin' awesome

spurling not bad either

 

counselnino sucks

miller also struggling

team is consistant

 

hard to mention stats

when OPS is many

extra syllables

 

boobs chat does annoy

choose another word to chant

this is not third grade

 

no hard feelings though

boobs chant does annoy the mods

but no warnings yet http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/smile.gif

 

does the smiley face

count as a syllable here?

emoticons suck

[BuckyTuba]

no work friday, nice

ran sixteen miles in the rain

my chaffed nipples hurt