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Random thoughts that are pointless and too dumb to say anywhere else thread: 2009 (May – Dec.)


PeaveyFury
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Yuku's support board has "Yucku" in its cuss filter.

That’s the only thing Chicago’s good for: to tell people where Wisconsin is.

[align=right]-- Sigmund Snopek[/align]

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depending on how you count moving in and out of the residence halls at college, this weekend will be either my 18th or 22nd move by at age 26.
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I just remembered how I became a hellraiser. My mom and grandma were walking me in a stroller when I was one and I threw my rattle over a bridge and into a river. Luckily it was retrieved by a couple of fishermen. So glad because I loved that rattle.
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That was the dumbest commercial I have ever seen. Some fool takes mail out of his mailbox, the neighbors all watch, and then chase him down the block.
-I used to have a neat-o signature, but it got erased.
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I keep imagining that the little "hand" pointer on my work computer is not "pointing" but rather flipping me the bird.

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My guess would be that if you looked around, you could find a cursor that actually did that.

That’s the only thing Chicago’s good for: to tell people where Wisconsin is.

[align=right]-- Sigmund Snopek[/align]

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I just got my new coffee roaster. I've roasted my own beans for about 15 years and thought i had it down to a science. Now I get this new one and the instructions say roasting beans is slightly easier than grilling and slightly harder than boiling water. Not true. It is as easy as boiling water. Great. Thanks to new age technology I have 15 years of experimenting and bean roasting knowledge flushed right down the drain. A chimp could do it. Maybe even a cub fan.
There needs to be a King Thames version of the bible.
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I finally realized this week that the more All-Star votes that are cast for Ryan Braun, the better the chance that he will be in the all-star game...in latest Busch Stadium, in front of STL fans.
Remember: the Brewers never panic like you do.
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I ended my 2nd semester well at UWM and I think I'll get that 2.0 GPA required to come back next semester. I already have an A in 1 class and should be B's in the others.
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I had lunch at the UW-Madison Rathskeller today. A group of middle schoolers was there playing the jukebox. I'd like to find the one who picked "Girls" by the Beastie Boys and give him a swift kick somewhere. I much preferred having Hells Bells stuck in my brain.
Remember: the Brewers never panic like you do.
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I just found myself in a picture from the Admirals game a couple nights ago. I did a super awesome edit job and circled myself. http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/smile.gif

 

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z217/trwi7/536308837_puG96-M-1.jpg?t=1242424180

 

 

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I would very much like to see Prince Fielder adopt a full-bore Mr. T mohawk, complete with the appropriate facial hair. We could then "Pity the fool that comes high n' tight on Mr. P!"

 

My American Bulldog's name is Clubber Lang (after the character played by Mr. T in Rocky III). "Baddest man on the planet... FOOL!"

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y174/DanAuctions4u/posting/dogpark011.jpg

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y174/DanAuctions4u/posting/dogpark004.jpg

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I would very much like to see Prince Fielder adopt a full-bore Mr. T mohawk, complete with the appropriate facial hair. We could then "Pity the fool that comes high n' tight on Mr. P!"
That is beautiful......I love it! The only problem with that is it would be "You know, I pity, you know, the, you know, fool that, you know, you know, comes high, you know, n' you know, tight, you know, you know, you know, on Mr. you know, P, you know!
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Thanks, Gorman. He's the first of three adoptees in the household, and my very best friend. He's 8 years old now, and sometimes a little grumpy. The newest pup, George (possibly the world's largest St. Bernard) torments him mercilessly. When Clubber's had enough, it can get a little ugly. Luckily, we have Lilly the 9 pound Lhasa-Poo, who absolutely rules the roost. Neither one of 'em wants any of that. She's a terrorist.

 

Now back to "Mr. P".... can one of the local photoshop gurus please make this happen? I just gotta see it.

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Sounds like you have quite the mix going on at your house! Isn't it hilarious how small dogs really have no idea that they are small? If you ever get the chance you should post a pic of all 3 of them. I am a fellow dog lover - I have a 4 yr old Great Pyrenees (Gorman) and a 2 yr old Bernese Mountain Dog (Harvey). They make quite the pair
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Gorman,

That sounds like quite a crew ya got there. I bet you go through dog food about like we do.

 

Jamie,

Clubber did make the mess, but he made it from the top. The top of that rock makes a natural bowl, and was full of rainwater. Clubber got up there from the other side and had a drink.

 

Still hoping for a "Mr. P" photoshop job.

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Nottso - yes, as you can imagine they can put away the dog food, although luckily Pyrenees as a breed have a pretty slow metabolism so he doesn't eat as much as you would expect a 130 lb dog too eat. Can't say the same about Harvey.

 

If I had any photoshop skills I would gladly do it for you, but alas I don't. Love the name Clubber for a dog. Cracks me up every time I think about it

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Those all look like great dogs in the pictures. Still, methinks Tyson qualifies as our board mascot.

 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v638/danzig6767/DOGGGGGYYYMay18069.jpg

That’s the only thing Chicago’s good for: to tell people where Wisconsin is.

[align=right]-- Sigmund Snopek[/align]

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Tyson does have gritty and scrappy written all over his earnest little face. But Clubber's bulldog tough. I can't decide!
Remember: the Brewers never panic like you do.
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Why are sliders called sliders? I have always assumed they're called sliders because there is so much grease they slide right through you. Why would you want to eat that? I don't understand.

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