What distraction should the Brewers Front Office do next?

[billymac]

It was Hank after the Braun suspension to draw the attention away from him, maybe a pet Deer, pet Robin??

 

If they don't fix the problem, they surely need a distraction to keep the fans at ease

 

Let's hear some suggestions

[trwi7]

Blindfold night. If you wear the blindfold for the entire game you get a free ticket to a future game.

[xisxisxis]

If you wear the blindfold for the entire game you get a free ticket to a future game.

 

Future game this year or can you defer it to when they have a team that doesn't suck?

 

How about replacing the large video board with 15 smaller (5 x 3) where the other baseball games are shown so fans attending the game can watch good baseball. Your 2016 to 2020 Milwaukee Brewers, come see some of the best teams in baseball play in Miller Park.....

[MrTPlush]

Honestly I could see some coverage of minor league prospects during pre game/post game so we don't have to hear how bad the Brewers did. The other day I turned the game off after 3 innings because that one commercial ticked me off. Less talk about the MLB probably a good idea.

 

I know you wanted funny ideas...I had to be all serious.

[trwi7]

If you wear the blindfold for the entire game you get a free ticket to a future game.

 

Future game this year or can you defer it to when they have a team that doesn't suck?

 

I didn't think that far ahead. Much like Brewers' management.

[monty57]

Honestly I could see some coverage of minor league prospects during pre game/post game so we don't have to hear how bad the Brewers did. The other day I turned the game off after 3 innings because that one commercial ticked me off. Less talk about the MLB probably a good idea.

 

I know you wanted funny ideas...I had to be all serious.

 

I know which one you mean. Hearing guys who are sucking up the field in 2015 talk about how upset they are about sucking up the field in 2014 is hard to stomach.

 

They could always start talking about building a new tax-payer funded stadium to replace their aging facilities. That usually gets the discussion moved away from what happens on the field.

[FVBrewerFan]

They could shoot off fireworks after every hit, since that's the equivalent of HRs in the past. Maybe free hot dogs for games where they score more than 2 runs, on the off chance that happens? And a walk??? Well, if any Brewer should ever happen to take a walk again, they could have a parade down Wisconsin Ave.

 

As far as pre/post game coverage, every night should consist of Augy explaining what a breakaball is, and why it helps the bawclub.

[TheCrew07]

They could shoot off fireworks after every hit, since that's the equivalent of HRs in the past.

 

I have no idea why I found that so funny but I did and it made me laugh out loud, thanks.

[Invader3K]

A sixth racing sausage, maybe?

 

"Introducing Bloody, the British Blood Sausage!"

[AZBrewCrew]

They could shoot off fireworks after every hit, since that's the equivalent of HRs in the past. Maybe free hot dogs for games where they score more than 2 runs, on the off chance that happens? And a walk??? Well, if any Brewer should ever happen to take a walk again, they could have a parade down Wisconsin Ave.

 

As far as pre/post game coverage, every night should consist of Augy explaining what a breakaball is, and why it helps the bawclub.

I literally choked just now reading the Augie reference. "Bawclub". love it.

[AZBrewCrew]

As much I loathe the Dbacks in game experience, the fair weather fans love that gimmicky stuff. So maybe the Brewers need In-Game Hosts too.

[MrTPlush]

They could shoot off fireworks after every hit, since that's the equivalent of HRs in the past

 

 

You didn't already see? We do that once a batter somehow doesn't swing at two balls out of the strike zone in the same at-bat.

 

 

[trwi7]

Well, we're wearing new uniforms tonight.

[nodakfan17]

A sixth racing sausage, maybe?

That was my first thought too!

[brewcrewdue80]

Magical Chairs night. All tickets are $25. On the back is a scratchoff of what seats you get to move to after each inning. See the Games from whole new perspectives.

[nodakfan17]

Shower Safety Night

[superfly]

Trade-A-Brewer night, if you can predict which Brewer will be traded that night you get a free ticket for the next game.

 

 

Oh wait, we aren't going to trade anyone

[BrewCrewForever]

A sixth racing sausage, maybe?

 

"Introducing Bloody, the British Blood Sausage!"

 

This made me literally laugh out loud. I'm dying over here.

[dlk9s]

Season-long contest in which one fan each inning gets to present a concept for a new statue of a non-player to be erected outside the stadium.

[dlk9s]

Three's Company episodes broadcast on the jumbotron.

 

If we get shutout or lose by at least five runs, episodes of Three's a Crowd are shown during the next game.

[FVBrewerFan]

Kids run the bases. And the Brewers must stay and watch, since the kids will make fewer mistakes.

[AKCheesehead]

I bet Milwaukee could put on a $.10 beer night that would give Cleveland a run for their money.

[3and2Fastball]

Firing Roenicke and hiring Ozzie Guillen would be a fun distraction!

[adambr2]

Something called "The Selig Experience!" We can build an exhibit in LF to honor this terrible team and remind us of all the other atrocious Brewer teams associated with the name Selig! Wait....

 

Seriously, is it any coincidence that this season happens right after we announce "The Selig Experience?"

[DocLuna7]

Can they just put movies on the jumbo tron during the game? I mean, I am sure that MLB mandates we play games still, but at least we could have a fun outdoor movie experience and good food to watch.