I wouldn't cry too much if Villy was traded away, at least not if he's the centerpiece to getting a different leadoff hitter in Milwaukee. oh no, we'd lose a potential #4 starter! boo-hoo (okay, maybe that's a tad harsh). I gagged a little bit at that "Mench in left field" quote. Probably has more to do with trading him, though, actually trying to convince other GM's that he's worthy of starting. Ash: "well, I guess we could trade you Mench, although it'll be tough to lose our starting left fielder." GM: "really? he's going to start for you?" Ash: "oh, totally. Fans are barely going to notice Carlos Lee is gone now that we've got Kevin Mench." GM: "wow, I had no idea. Do you have his stats on hand to show me?" Ash: "stats? uh, um, they're gone." GM: "what? gone?" Ash: "uh, yeah. big fire. all the stats burned up. just take my word for it."