Brewers (Teheran) vs Phillies (Nola): 7/18/23, 5:40pm

[HarveysWBs]

Ordinarily I would grumble at mid-July scoreboard watching like an old man yelling at a cloud, but seeing as it has conceivable ramifications to our approach at the trade deadline in a couple weeks, I’ll allow it.

[82brewcrew82]

I shouldn't be at this point but this lineup makes me sad.

[82brewcrew82]

The Phillies "Corbin Burnes"

[tmwiese55]

Solid A-Aron joke from Dillard there.   At least one person caught it. 

[StearnsFTW]

9 hours ago, RobertCrawley said:

Today Teheran gets back on track.

Hope you're right but i don't have a good feeling about this one.

[Brock Beauchamp]

1 minute ago, StearnsFTW said:

Hope you're right but i don't have a good feeling about this one.

I'm quite terrified of watching Teheran face this lineup.

[StearnsFTW]

Just now, Brock Beauchamp said:

I'm quite terrified of watching Teheran face this lineup.

Yep.

My thoughts exactly. 

[Brewcrew82]

1 minute ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

I'm quite terrified of watching Teheran face this lineup.

Then, you shouldn't look at Harper's career numbers vs. Teheran...

[Brock Beauchamp]

Yeah, that's pretty much exactly why I was terrified.

[82brewcrew82]

Well, that didn't take long.

[Brewcrew82]

Predictable outcome. 

[RobertCrawley]

Our “designated hitter” is hitting .201. I wonder if there is something else we can designate him to do around the clubhouse. 

[BruisedCrew]

How can Dillard have the audacity to say that it seems like when Winker comes up in a big spot he delivers?

[HarveysWBs]

Well, this feels like a good night to go mow.

[Brock Beauchamp]

I'm really enjoying my Popeye's chicken sandwich, in case anyone was wondering.

[Brock Beauchamp]

"The low strike has been open all night long"

*it's the middle of the second inning*

[Brock Beauchamp]

I'm starting to question whether this game will be entertaining

[HarryDoyle]

1 minute ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

I'm starting to question whether this game will be entertaining

For Phillies fans it will.

[Brock Beauchamp]

1 minute ago, HarryDoyle said:

For Phillies fans it will.

Philadelphians are incapable of joy.

[Brock Beauchamp]

I'm second-guessing my decision to eat half a box of cinnamon bears

[82brewcrew82]

I mean, it was a nice little streak but the offense has been in the tank for a few games now which is where they sit normally. 

[Brewcrew82]

Nice 2 strike pitch, Teheran.

[82brewcrew82]

And with Cinderalla hitting midnight, not much to be excited about tonight.

[Brewcrew82]

Another 2 strike pitch right down the middle...

[Brock Beauchamp]

Did the Phillies repurpose the infield from the Astrodome? What the hell was that chopper from Castellanos?