Off-day? Simpsons!

[hawing]

It's not original, but it's not difficult (and it's not mandatory). Let's pass the off-day with some Simpsons quotes.

 

Why must life be so hard? Why must I fail at every attempt at masonry?

[Marleyboo]

Homer talking to Moe on the phone: " Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked! I gotta go Moe my damn weiner kids are listening"

[NeedMoreFans]

I will post all day long...

 

Homer: Oh, Lisa, you and your stories. Bart is a vampire, beer kills brain cells. Now let's go back to that building thingy, where our beds and TV....is.

[cweber39]

Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.

Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.

[cweber39]

Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.

 

 

Hawing this is bad very bad, thanks for helping me not work the rest of today.

[patrickgpe]

Ralph: Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

[patrickgpe]

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?

Lisa: No.

Homer: Ham?

Lisa: No.

Homer: Pork chops?

Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.

Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

[Marleyboo]

Homer: It's about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing there like jerks!

[Brian the Automator]

Mr. Burns: Woah, slow down there maestro. There's a *New* Mexico?

[Crazyk1294]

???

[Mike Felder]

Moe, after Homer steals The Who from Olde Springfield: "That fat, dumb, and bald man sure plays some real hardball!"

[BoneDaddyKool]

Worst thread, ever...

[Crazyk1294]

Online Videos by Veoh.com

 

The fist 10 seconds are in Spanish, but it's a good one...

[valpocrewsader]

Homer: Let the bears pay the Bear Tax, I pay the Homer Tax.

[brewizard]

Agent Scully: This is a lie detector test. All you have to do is answer truthfully yes or no. Do you understand?

 

Homer: Yes.

 

(Lie detector machine explodes...)

[jwill535]

Marge - "its for Christian Charity"

 

Homer - "Christian Charity, what does a porn star have to do with it."

 

Homers names for Margein the Max Power episode "Chesty LeRue" "Hootie McBoobally"(wife loves it when i call her thathttp://static.yuku.com/v2//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/roll.gif)

[Jeff S]

Hank: Hey, look at my feet. You like those moccasins? Look in your

closet; there's a pair for you. Don't like them? Then neither do

I! [throws them out] Get the hell outta here! Ever see a guy say

good-bye to a shoe?

Homer: [chuckles] Yes, once.

[brewcrew00]

Marge: Homer help me fold this laundry

Homer: How am I supposed to fold sheets by myself, where's Bart?

Marge: Homer those are your underwear

Homer: Well, either way it's a two person job. BART!!!!

[homer]

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[Crazyk1294]

Homer: I want to set the record straight: I thought the cop was a prostitute.

[PKBadger]

Hawing, your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

[Crazyk1294]

Homer: What on earth are you doing?

Lisa: Practicing Tennis!

Homer: That's Tennis? Oh... then what's the one where the chicks wail on each other?

Bart: Foxy Boxing?

Homer: Yes!!... that's what I wanted! Oh....

[Crazyk1294]

Just be be sure, posting videos in the Off-Topic Forum is OK, right?

[pitchleague]

Okay, this really will sound weird, but even though I love the Simpsons, I have hardly ever watched it. In fact, I'd say I've watched about 4-5 episodes--ever.

 

That said, I'd like to at least contribute something, so . . . .

 

Homer: D'oh!

 

Marge: [grumbling sound]

 

Maggie: [sucking sound]

[NeedMoreFans]

Marge: There's a man here who can help you.

Homer: Batman?

Marge: No, he's a scientist.

Homer: Batman's a scientist.

Marge: It's not Batman!