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You can only eat one animal the rest of your life


InsomniacInkRoss
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If you could only have one kind of meat the rest of your life. This is an unlimited amount, you dont just get one animals worth.

 

all varieties of fish count as 1 animal

all varieties of shellfish count as 1 animal

 

In my opinon, it comes down to Cow vs. Pig, and I have to go with Cow

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It's got to be chicken.

 

Everything already taste like it!

 

Honestly, Chicken can pretty much taste however you want it to depending on how you cook it.

Posted

Cow. Great variety.

 

I would only eat vegetarians.

 

Probably taste like tofu--no thanks.

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InsomniacInkRoss wrote:

 

all varieties of fish count as 1 animal

all varieties of shellfish count as 1 animal

Yeah, maybe in the midwest they do . . . .

 

I'll take the delicious Arctic Grayling . . .

 

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/20/Arctic_grayling.JPG/800px-Arctic_grayling.JPG

Posted
 [b]Homer: [/b]Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute. Lisa honey, are you
saying you're *never* going to eat any animal again? What about
bacon?
[b]Lisa: [/b]No.
[b]Homer: [/b]Ham?
[b]Lisa: [/b]No.
[b]Homer: [/b]Pork chops?
[b]Lisa: [/b]Dad! Those all come from the same animal!
[b]Homer: [/b][[i]Chuckles[/i]] Yeah, right Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

Pig - no ifs, ands or buts about it. Cannot live without bacon.

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Cow, especially if the milk counts too, as that would add cheese to the mix and make things like cereal and cookies taste better.

 

The only thing I'd be missing is my bacon in my bacon cheeseburger.

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