I got a relief appearance on the mound in softball last night. One guy took me deep for a 3 run home run. The next time up, he hit it harder but on a line right at me. I had just enough time to turn my leg, otherwise I would have taken it on the kneecap. As it is, I have giant welt on the side of the leg and a small limp. The joke was on him. I had deflected right at my SS for a force out at second.