5/4/07 Pirates (Maholm) @ Brewers (Vargas): HAIKU NIGHT

[TauPentaRei]

kudos mister mod

don't take no junk syllables

keep it real, go crew

[Oldcity]

Who just heard BA?

Just said "that guy has two balls"

Then he said "...foul balls." http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/smile.gif

[Oldcity]

Islands I feel old

But not too old yet because

There's no job in sight...

[COOOOP]

Corey Hart shows pop!

That Tony Gwynn dreams about.

Bloob ball for double.

[TauPentaRei]

how big is the crowd?

Uecker seats Terrace Field Loge?

standing room only?

[trwi7]

The attendance is

Forty thousand one ninety

J.J. Hardy rocks

[cruiserx43]

This lead is boring

I feel the crew is goring

the crowd is roaring

 

Haiku kiss my arse

J kruk proves to be an farce

runs are not too sparse

[thablingster]

Homer Me Elmer

It is time for you to pitch

Ten to zero, sweet

[And That]

Haikus written? Ten

Crew will win by ten tonight

I guarantee it

 

I am the haiku

Champion of champions

Correct prediction?

[COOOOP]

Seven Bases has

Hardy trod upon today.

Pirates emulate road-kill.

[pogokat]

I wish I was there

Hanging out in milwaukee

i miss miller park

 

Shakespeare nor Poe write

Words so kind, artful throughout

Gameday's In Play, runs

[madjeff66]

Pythag will improve

to reflect won loss record

with blowout tonight

[pogokat]

I am the haiku

Champion of champions

Correct prediction?

 

10 runs are not bad

But the run differential

needs about forty

[cruiserx43]

Hall is struggling

Like watching our chris spurling

just end the inning!

[BuckyTuba]

Quote:

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Seven Bases has

Hardy trod upon today.

Pirates emulate road-kill.

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poor haiku form coop

it doesn't upset me though

cause we're kicking butt

[Schlitz001]

Hey JJ Hardy,

Your production has been great,

share some hits with Hall.

[rousieboy]

Anyone know why,

Dee Turnbow is letting fly...

why not pitch Elmer????????

[EinhornIsFinkle]

No fun yet for Mench

A start without any base hits

send him to the bench

[ReverendBrewmeister]

Waste of set-up man,

Turnbow pitching in blowout?

Wish CG next game.

[Team Canada]

"Hope Springs Attorney"

No, say it correctly. Look:

Spring Hopes Eterny.

[Team Canada]

It has been three days.

Turnbow is in need of work.

Don't worry too much.

[cruiserx43]

Huh is it A-Rod

Kruk says LaRouche is a god

does not get my nod.

[COOOOP]

Hell freezes over.

Before Pirates win this game.

Ten run tally right!

[ReverendBrewmeister]

Pirates bats silenced;

No scoring result tonight.

Victory complete!

[trwi7]

Quote:

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I am the haiku

Champion of champions

Correct prediction?

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Resident Hipster

I laugh at that all the time

Ha ha ha ha ha