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If you could marry one celebrity....who would it be


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I'd have to go with Morgan Webb. I don't know how big of a celebrity she is, but she's nerdy, and wouldn't mind my nerd tendencies.

 

Others, Jennifer Aniston, Reesee Witherspoon, and Hope Solo.

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any of John Force's daughters would be pretty awesome, plus it'd be interesting that I'd do the cooking and she would get the garage.
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Man, I said Scarlett Johansson but I'd maybe have to change it to Erin Andrews. I guess I'll just move somewhere where multiple partners are allowed.
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plus Natalie Portman went to Yale, which is a big plus.

Actually she went to harvard. http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/wink.gif She is up there for me.

 

 

 

Top 5 for me:

1. Natalie Portman

2. Scarlett Johannson

3. Jessica Biel

4. any of the girls on G4 (Olivia Munn, Layla Keyleigh or Morgan Webb)

5. Ziyi Zhang

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Rachel Ray

 

1. I think she is cute

 

2. She has money

 

3. She can cook

except you forgot she is evil.

 

 

maybe that's what would keep the relationship so interesting and exciting. One minute she's being uber-perky and making you a sandwich "just because," but in the back of your head, you still wonder if there's that small small chance she just might smother you with a pillow while you're sleeping.
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except you forgot she is evil.

 

maybe that's what would keep the relationship so interesting and exciting. One minute she's being uber-perky and making you a sandwich "just because," but in the back of your head, you still wonder if there's that small small chance she just might smother you with a pillow while you're sleeping.

I am talking spawn of Satan evil here. Horns, tail, the whole works.

 

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My wife agreed with my selection. She said it takes a special type of person to be a celebrity. Somebody who likes attention. I think that might have been a veiled insult or a hint that I don't give her enough attention. I just nodded my head and went back to reading BF.net.

Fan is short for fanatic.

I blame Wang.

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... I just nodded my head and went back to reading BF.net.

not married, but i'd only imagine that's the best course of action in any situation.

 

nobody would marry the Chiquita Banana lady?

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I'd go with Alyson Hannigan (always had a thing for red heads) although i know she is not anymore.

 

joshjs, i love your choice of Regina Spektor, she is a quality choice too.

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ooooh Erin Esurance.

 

 

She's no Judy Jetson, but she's ok.

 

Rachel Ray is about my age, but she is a fine looking "mature" choice. That said, if you're going to take a Food Network personality, it's all about Giada.

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